MARLENE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM
Marlene had moved onto Cedarbrook Lane believing the neighborhood existed to meet her personal standards.
Something was always wrong.
At Christmas, she came to my door because she disliked the little gnome decorations on my porch.
“They look cheap,” she said.
I stared at her.
“They’re Christmas decorations.”
“They lower the tone of the street.”
I almost laughed.
Instead, I said:
“Thanks for letting me know.”
She left looking disappointed that I hadn’t argued.
A month later, my roses became the problem.
“You planted them on the wrong side.”
I looked at the flower bed.
“What?”
“Roses should be on the left side of a property.”
“According to who?”
Marlene looked genuinely offended by the question.
“It’s more orderly.”
I glanced at the roses.
“They seem happy.”
“Happy isn’t the point, Claire.”
She pointed toward them.
“Order is.”
That was Marlene.
Everything needed to be positioned, trimmed, quiet, and controlled.
And for a long time—
