My Divorced Neighbor Told Me, “I’m Going to Steal Your Husband, So You’d Better Prepare for Divorce” — I Decided to Teach Her a Lesson Only Another Woman Could

She didn’t laugh.

“You should start preparing for divorce,” she went on, just as calmly. “Men get bored after that many years. It’s nothing personal. It’s just how it goes.”

I stared at her. The kitchen clock ticked. Somewhere outside, a lawnmower started up.

“You came into my house,” I said slowly, “to tell me that?”

“I’m being honest with you.” She tilted her head as if she were doing me a favor. “Woman to woman.”

There was something almost casual about the way she said it, like she was warning me it might rain on Thursday. No anger. No embarrassment. Just certainty.

I stood up, picked up her coffee cup, which she’d barely touched, and carried it to the sink. I poured it out and rinsed it. My hands were shaking, but my voice wasn’t.

“Then woman to woman,” I said, turning back to her, “you should go home.”

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