My Divorced Neighbor Told Me, “I’m Going to Steal Your Husband, So You’d Better Prepare for Divorce” — I Decided to Teach Her a Lesson Only Another Woman Could

That was my mistake.

Part Two: The Shelf That Moved Twice

It took Vanessa about three weeks to develop what I can only describe as a strange dependence on Irvin.

Whenever something needed doing at her house, she called him.

Not a plumber. Not a handyman. Not her brother, or her friends, or the hardware store two miles away that had a whole aisle of people paid to answer questions.

My husband.

The requests started small, almost sweet.

A jar of pickles she couldn’t open. A smoke detector chirping at midnight with a battery she couldn’t reach. A cabinet handle that had come loose. A lightbulb in the hallway that was “just too high.”

Then they started to get creative.

One evening she asked Irvin to come over and move a bookshelf eight inches to the left because it “threw off the whole room.” He went, moved it, and came back twenty minutes later.

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